It's Masturbation May!

Looking for new spank-bank material? I've got you covered.

Someone had the brilliant idea to mark May as a month of masturbation. I’ve never needed an excuse to jill off, but hey, with the way things are going in the world today, I’ll take a month of masturbation over most anything else.

It got me thinking about how we masturbate. Everyone has their own routine and it’s easy to get in a rut. If you’d like some new ideas to change things up, I wrote about that here.

Back in March, when all this craziness began, I offered photos for donations and I’d like to do that again. Since we’re all supposed to be masturbating this month, why not update your spank-bank with new photos of yours truly?

There are two ways to do it! Get photos, that is.

$10 to my CashApp $Demeterdelune (preferred, as there are no fees and it’s instant!) for each photo. Or, one “Coffee” per photo to my Kofi.

The photos will be dealer’s choice.

I hope you’re all taking care of yourselves and staying healthy and well.